Trade 27 bottles premium single malt for bass

27 Bottles of single malt scotch assorted (retail value over $2,000) barter for quality electric guitar or electric bass guitar or acoustic guitar Glenfiddich Formula One Limited Addition 16 2 bottles Glenfiddich Reserva Rum Cask Finish #58 21 1 bottle Glenfiddich Our Small Batch 18 2 bottles Glenfiddich Small Batch Reserve 18 1 bottle Glen Morangie Extremely Rare 18 2 bottles Glen Morangie The Quinta Ruban 14 1 bottle Glen Morangie The Lasanta 12 1 bottle Lochmond 12 5 Bottles Laphoraig Select 1 bottle Craigellachile 13 1 bottle Royal Brackla 12 1 bottle Bowmore 12 1 bottle Lagavulin 16 1 bottle Devron 12 2 bottles Highland Park Viking Honor 12 2 bottles Highland Park 12 2 bottles Highland Park Dark Origins 12 1 bottle local meet up on Long Island only. no shipping. thanks